Congrats Pens 2018

Summary

I really didn't want to do this, but you left me no choice. This is for all of those stale, overused memes that we've lost as a result of ... Honestly a result I was expecting, but what surprised me was how bad the Penguins looked as a result of the Islanders. So what the hell was that supposed to be, Ducks? Weren't you supposed to have the most momentum out of anyone going into ... I knew there was a reason why I was pessimistic about your chances in the playoffs. Not scoring a goal in over two and a half ... The biggest sin isn't pretending that you're a playoff contender. The biggest sin isn't getting blown out of the water by your ... I tried to warn you people not to give me any sort of confidence or praise. This is the result of your actions: An unlocking of ... I'd rather have done a video about the The cycle is complete. One of hockey's most illustrious legacies of failure has been broken. I tried to hold back my salt output to ... Cody Parkey is the most accurate kicker of our times. You may see a kicker who can't make a field goal, but what I see is a guy ... Away from home with no microphone at the disposal, but a desire to make a random video on the Falcons doing Falcon things? One play left until a Conference Championship date with the Eagles. The Saints are going to get it done. These, my friends, are ... It's something that many of us in the baseball world can take joy in: The destruction and painful elimination of the Yankees in the ... In this situation, I don't think either the Saints or Chiefs deserve the indignity of being mocked for their transgressions. The real ...